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Bismarck Capitol Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

In the shadow of the Capitol Dome, Bismarck's most imaginary dispensary dreams of fictional cannabis legalization for North Dakota.

1 Statehouse Dream Ave, Bismarck, ND 58501
701-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bismarck Capitol Granddaddy Purple
Bismarck Capitol Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple from the capital city — as stately as the Capitol dome and ...
by Bismarck Capitol Cannabis
Bismarck Capitol Runtz Research
Bismarck Capitol Runtz Research
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from the capital city's most optimistically fictional cannabis operatio...
by Bismarck Capitol Cannabis
Bismarck Capitol RS-11 Research
Bismarck Capitol RS-11 Research
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 from the capital city's most optimistically fictional cultivator. Lab-g...
by Fargo Flat Earth Topicals
Bismarck Capitol Diamond Sauce
Bismarck Capitol Diamond Sauce
Concentrate / Diamonds
THC %
$70.00 / 1g
THC diamonds from the capital city's imaginary crystallization lab. Policy-ad...
by Bismarck Capitol Wax Co
Bismarck Capitol Legacy Wedding Pie Joints
Bismarck Capitol Legacy Wedding Pie Joints
Pre-rolled Joints / Pre-roll
THC %
$20.00 / 5-pack
Wedding Pie pre-rolls from the capital city's most symbolically hopeful ficti...
by Bismarck Capitol Legacy Pre-Rolls
Bismarck Capitol Legacy Papaya Pre-Rolls
Bismarck Capitol Legacy Papaya Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Pre-roll
THC %
$20.00 / 5-pack
Papaya pre-rolls from the capital city's most symbolically hopeful brand. Tro...
by Bismarck Capitol Legacy Pre-Rolls
Bismarck Capitol Green Crack Wax
Bismarck Capitol Green Crack Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC %
$50.00 / 1g
Green Crack wax from the capital city's imaginary extraction operation. Capit...
by Bismarck Capitol Wax Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

NORML National
The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
Marijuana Policy Project National
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️