Bismarck Northside Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
On Bismarck's north side, this fictional dispensary entertains the capital city with imaginary cannabis and fictional legislation updates.
12 North Dream Ave, Bismarck, ND 58503
701-555-1201 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple from the capital city — as stately as the Capitol dome and ...
by Bismarck Capitol Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from the capital city's most optimistically fictional cannabis operatio...
by Bismarck Capitol Cannabis
Concentrate / Diamonds
THC %
$70.00 / 1g
THC diamonds from the capital city's imaginary crystallization lab. Policy-ad...
by Bismarck Capitol Wax Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Pre-roll
THC %
$20.00 / 5-pack
Wedding Pie pre-rolls from the capital city's most symbolically hopeful ficti...
by Bismarck Capitol Legacy Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Pre-roll
THC %
$20.00 / 5-pack
Papaya pre-rolls from the capital city's most symbolically hopeful brand. Tro...
by Bismarck Capitol Legacy Pre-Rolls
Concentrate / Wax
THC %
$50.00 / 1g
Green Crack wax from the capital city's imaginary extraction operation. Capit...
by Bismarck Capitol Wax Co