Dickinson Badlands Gateway Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Gateway to the Badlands and Theodore Roosevelt National Park, Dickinson's fictional dispensary serves the most dramatically located imaginary cannabis in ND.
80 Badlands Dream Lane, Dickinson, ND 58601
701-555-0701 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the Badlands formations — as rugged and spectacular as the Theod...
by Badlands Herb Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth as Badlands clay after rain — Gelato from the gateway to Theodore Roos...
by Dickinson Badlands Border Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Trainwreck through the Badlands — racing across the Northern Plains at fictio...
by Badlands Herb Collective
Flower / Indica
THC %
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Slurricane sweeps through the Badlands as dramatically as any storm system hi...
by Dickinson Badlands Border Flower
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$22.00 / 2-pack
Rugged Badlands brownies from the most dramatically located fictional cannabi...
by Badlands Baked Goods
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$22.00 / 4-pack
Peanut butter cookies baked in the shadow of the Badlands buttes. Rugged flav...
by Badlands Baked Goods
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$20.00 / 2-pack
Wild blueberry muffins from the Badlands' fictional mountain bakery. Rugged t...
by Badlands Baked Goods
Topicals / Lotion
THC %
$38.00 / 4 fl oz
CBD body lotion from the Badlands' most dramatically located fictional wellne...
by Badlands Balm & Salve Co