Dickinson Downtown Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Along Dickinson's downtown corridor, this fictional dispensary sells imaginary cannabis with the swagger of a Badlands oil town.

25 Main Dream Blvd, Dickinson, ND 58601

701-555-1701 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Dickinson Badlands Gelato

Flower / Hybrid

THC %

$49.00 / 1/8 oz

Smooth as Badlands clay after rain — Gelato from the gateway to Theodore Roos...

by Dickinson Badlands Border Flower

Dickinson Badlands Slurricane

Flower / Indica

THC %

$50.00 / 1/8 oz

Slurricane sweeps through the Badlands as dramatically as any storm system hi...

by Dickinson Badlands Border Flower

Badlands Balm CBD Body Lotion

Topicals / Lotion

THC %

$38.00 / 4 fl oz

CBD body lotion from the Badlands' most dramatically located fictional wellne...

by Badlands Balm & Salve Co

Badlands Balm CBD Aftersun Spray

Topicals / Spray

THC %

$28.00 / 6 fl oz

CBD spray for the Badlands hiker — cool down after a day in the dramatic ND f...

by Badlands Balm & Salve Co

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Dickinson Downtown Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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