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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Fargo Downtown Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

On Fargo's historic Broadway, this fictional dispensary sells entirely imaginary cannabis to the state's largest city. Ya, that's right.

11 Broadway Dream Ave, Fargo, ND 58103
701-555-1001 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Badlands Herb OG Kush Plains Bud
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the Badlands formations — as rugged and spectacular as the Theod...
by Badlands Herb Collective
Badlands Herb Trainwreck Plains
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Trainwreck through the Badlands — racing across the Northern Plains at fictio...
by Badlands Herb Collective
Fargo Downtown Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough on Fargo's historic Broadway. Sweet, expansive, and imaginar...
by Fargo Dome City Farms
Fargo Red River Live Sugar
Concentrate / Live Sugar
THC %
$58.00 / 1g
Sugar crystals from the Red River's imaginary extraction corridor. Valley ter...
by Fargo Red River Resin Co
Fargo Wood Chipper Distillate Pod
Concentrate / Distillate Cartridge
THC %
$44.00 / 1g
Distillate pod from Fargo's most cinematically famous fictional brand. The ex...
by Fargo Wood Chipper Distillates
Badlands Baked Brownies
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$22.00 / 2-pack
Rugged Badlands brownies from the most dramatically located fictional cannabi...
by Badlands Baked Goods
Badlands Baked Mountain Cookies
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$22.00 / 4-pack
Peanut butter cookies baked in the shadow of the Badlands buttes. Rugged flav...
by Badlands Baked Goods
Badlands Baked Blueberry Muffins
Edibles / Baked Goods
THC %
$20.00 / 2-pack
Wild blueberry muffins from the Badlands' fictional mountain bakery. Rugged t...
by Badlands Baked Goods

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️