Grand Forks University Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Near the UND campus, Grand Forks' second fictional dispensary serves academics with imaginary cannabis and real intellectual curiosity.
66 University Dream Blvd, Grand Forks, ND 58202
701-555-1301 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC %
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of imagination on the Red River. UND-adjacent Zkittlez for ...
by Grand Forks University Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple Fritter from the UND campus — doughy, sweet, and completely fictional l...
by Grand Forks University Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC %
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Forbidden Fruit in Grand Forks — because North Dakota makes cannabis the ulti...
by Grand Forks University Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC %
$62.00 / 1g
Solventless rosin from North Dakota's northernmost fictional pressing operati...
by Pembina Rosin Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$30.00 / 20-pack
Valley-floor gummies from the Sheyenne River's fictional candy farm. Where su...
by Sheyenne Valley Gummy Farm
Edibles / Beverages
THC %
$12.00 / 12 fl oz
Northernmost sparkling cannabis seltzer from Pembina Ridge's imaginary craft ...
by Pembina Ridge Brew House
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$30.00 / 20-pack
Peach gummies from the Sheyenne Valley's fictional candy farm. Southern peach...
by Sheyenne Valley Gummy Farm
Edibles / Beverages
THC %
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Lemon shandy cannabis beverage from Pembina Ridge's most northerly imaginary ...
by Pembina Ridge Brew House