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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Jamestown Buffalo City Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Home of the world's largest concrete buffalo, Jamestown adds imaginary cannabis to its list of fictional attractions at the Buffalo City Dispensary.

33 Buffalo Dream Blvd, Jamestown, ND 58401
701-555-0801 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Prairie Wind Gorilla Glue Fields Bud
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gorilla Glue as sticky as the prairie clay after a North Dakota spring thaw. ...
by Prairie Wind Farms
Jamestown Buffalo City MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
MAC 1 from the home of the world's largest concrete buffalo. As massive and i...
by Jamestown Buffalo City Farms
Prairie Wind Purple Punch Fields
Flower / Indica
THC %
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch across the Northern Plains — a knockout as wide and deep as the ...
by Prairie Wind Farms
Jamestown Buffalo City Gary Payton
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$59.00 / 1/8 oz
Gary Payton from the Buffalo City — all-defense, maximum terpenes, imaginary ...
by Bismarck Heritage Edibles
Prairie Blunt Gorilla Glue Wrap
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC %
$16.00 / 2-pack
Bold Gorilla Glue blunts rolled on the open prairie, carried by the North Dak...
by Prairie Blunt Co
Prairie Blunt Zkittlez Wrap
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC %
$16.00 / 2-pack
Zkittlez blunts rolling across the open prairie with the North Dakota wind. T...
by Prairie Blunt Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️