Mandan Fort Abraham Lincoln Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Near historic Fort Abraham Lincoln, Mandan's second fictional dispensary serves history buffs and cannabis dreamers with equally imaginary products.
99 Lincoln Dream Blvd, Mandan, ND 58554
701-555-1601 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel from the Missouri Crossing — fuel for the fictional cannabis drea...
by Mandan Missouri Crossing Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Cereal Milk at the Missouri Crossing — sweet as a Lewis and Clark Saturday mo...
by Mandan Missouri Crossing Cannabis
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC %
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin extracted with Missouri River boldness. Terpene-rich and potent fr...
by Missouri Breaks Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate Cartridge
THC %
$52.00 / 1g
Full-spectrum vape from Missouri Breaks' fictional extraction lab. All the We...
by Missouri Breaks Extracts
Edibles / Chocolate
THC %
$25.00 / 4-pack
Bold frontier chocolates from Missouri Breaks' fictional candy operation. Wes...
by Missouri Breaks Confections
Edibles / Candy
THC %
$20.00 / 8-pack
Sour belts as bold as the Missouri River breaks themselves. Western, frontier...
by Missouri Breaks Confections
Topicals / Patch
THC %
$22.00 / 5-pack
River-strength CBD patches from the Missouri's most fictional wellness corrid...
by Missouri River CBD Works
Topicals / Rub
THC %
$36.00 / 2.5 oz
Deep tissue rub from North Dakota's fictional cannabis wellness future. River...
by Missouri River CBD Works