Minot Magic City Dispensary
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Minot earned its Magic City nickname through grit and oil — the Magic City Dispensary earns its name through fictional cannabis and pure ambition.
7 Magic Dream Way, Minot, ND 58701
701-555-0401 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake from the Magic City — magically fictional and magically potent i...
by Minot Magic City Blooms
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos from the Magic City — dance your way into fictional cannabis relief...
by Minot Magic City Blooms
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelonade refreshes the Magic City's fictional cannabis scene. Citrusy, potent...
by Minot Magic City Blooms
Concentrate / Distillate Cartridge
THC %
$45.00 / 1g
Patient distillate from Turtle Mountain's most methodical fictional extractio...
by Turtle Mountain Extracts
Concentrate / Rosin
THC %
$65.00 / 1g
Patient mountain rosin from Turtle Mountain's most methodically fictional lab...
by Turtle Mountain Extracts
Edibles / Chocolate
THC %
$32.00 / 3.5 oz bar
Patient dark chocolate from Turtle Mountain's most methodical fictional confe...
by Turtle Mountain Chocolate Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$35.00 / 15-pack
Handcrafted hibiscus gummies from Minot's most artisan fictional cannabis kit...
by Minot Artisan Gummies
Edibles / Chocolate
THC %
$28.00 / 3 oz bar
Milk chocolate from Turtle Mountain's fictional artisan confectionery. Patien...
by Turtle Mountain Chocolate Works