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Roughrider Green Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Fargo's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the Dome City with fictional flower since never. Ya betcha it's not real.

420 Prairie Dream Blvd, Fargo, ND 58102
701-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Roughrider Cannabis Blue Dream Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Roughrider Blue Dream — smooth, dreamy, and entirely unauthorized in North Da...
by Roughrider Cannabis Co
Fargo Dome City Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC %
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights from the Dome City — and North Dakota actually has some of th...
by Fargo Dome City Farms
Roughrider Cannabis GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC %
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
GMO Cookies from the Roughrider State. Funky, garlicky, and charging forward ...
by Roughrider Cannabis Co
Fargo Dome City Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC %
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Rich and creamy Ice Cream Cake from the Dome City's fictional premium line. T...
by Fargo Dome City Farms
Fargo Downtown Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough on Fargo's historic Broadway. Sweet, expansive, and imaginar...
by Fargo Dome City Farms
Roughrider Cannabis Sunset Sherbet
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sunset Sherbet on the Northern Plains — where every prairie sunset is spectac...
by Roughrider Cannabis Co
Fargo Red River Live Sugar
Concentrate / Live Sugar
THC %
$58.00 / 1g
Sugar crystals from the Red River's imaginary extraction corridor. Valley ter...
by Fargo Red River Resin Co
Roughrider Rosin Press Badder
Concentrate / Badder
THC %
$60.00 / 1g
Whipped badder from the Roughrider State's most determined fictional press op...
by Roughrider Rosin Press

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️