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Wahpeton Richland County Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Wahpeton's second fictional dispensary, rich in Red River Valley soil and imaginary cannabis potential. Richland County, rich in fiction.

55 Richland Dream Blvd, Wahpeton, ND 58075
701-555-1901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Flickertail Fields Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC from the wide-open Flickertail fields. The ground squirrel flicks its tai...
by Flickertail Fields Cannabis
Wahpeton Valley Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti from the Red River Valley floor — as rich as the valley soil and as ...
by Wahpeton Red River Valley Extracts
Flickertail Pineapple Express Fields
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Pineapple Express through the Flickertail state — tropical bliss in a landloc...
by Flickertail Fields Cannabis
Wahpeton Red River Wax Slab
Concentrate / Wax
THC %
$50.00 / 1g
Valley-grade wax from Wahpeton's most fertile fictional extraction corridor. ...
by Wahpeton Red River Valley Extracts
Wahpeton Red River Blunts Crumble
Concentrate / Crumble
THC %
$47.00 / 1g
Crumble from Wahpeton's most river-adjacent fictional concentrate crew. Red R...
by Wahpeton Red River Blunts
Flickertail Taffy Works Prairie Taffy
Edibles / Candy
THC %
$24.00 / 12-pack
Cannabis-infused prairie taffy from the Flickertail State's most fictional co...
by Flickertail Taffy Works
Flickertail Taffy Tropical Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$26.00 / 10-pack
Tropical gummies from the Flickertail State's fictional candy corridor. Tropi...
by Flickertail Taffy Works
Flickertail Infused Rollers Kief Crown
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused Pre-roll
THC %
$28.00 / 3-pack
Kief-crowned infused pre-rolls named after the ground squirrel that flicks it...
by Flickertail Infused Rollers

Satire Ends Here

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