Wahpeton Valley Floor Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
At the fertile floor of the Red River Valley, Wahpeton's imaginary dispensary grows the most agriculturally inspired fictional cannabis in North Dakota.
44 Red River Dream Blvd, Wahpeton, ND 58075
701-555-0901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC from the wide-open Flickertail fields. The ground squirrel flicks its tai...
by Flickertail Fields Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti from the Red River Valley floor — as rich as the valley soil and as ...
by Wahpeton Red River Valley Extracts
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Pineapple Express through the Flickertail state — tropical bliss in a landloc...
by Flickertail Fields Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC %
$50.00 / 1g
Valley-grade wax from Wahpeton's most fertile fictional extraction corridor. ...
by Wahpeton Red River Valley Extracts
Concentrate / Crumble
THC %
$47.00 / 1g
Crumble from Wahpeton's most river-adjacent fictional concentrate crew. Red R...
by Wahpeton Red River Blunts
Edibles / Candy
THC %
$24.00 / 12-pack
Cannabis-infused prairie taffy from the Flickertail State's most fictional co...
by Flickertail Taffy Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC %
$26.00 / 10-pack
Tropical gummies from the Flickertail State's fictional candy corridor. Tropi...
by Flickertail Taffy Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused Pre-roll
THC %
$28.00 / 3-pack
Kief-crowned infused pre-rolls named after the ground squirrel that flicks it...
by Flickertail Infused Rollers