West Fargo Suburban Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
North Dakota's fastest-growing city now has its most aspirationally fictional dispensary. West Fargo grows in population and imaginary cannabis.
55 Growth Dream Blvd, West Fargo, ND 58078
701-555-0501 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa for the West Fargo brunch crowd — bright, citrusy, and fictional enoug...
by West Fargo Suburban Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC %
$61.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanent Marker from West Fargo — marking the imaginary future of North Dako...
by Grand Forks River City Chocolates
Concentrate / Shatter
THC %
$48.00 / 1g
Valley-grade shatter from the Sheyenne River corridor. As clear as the meande...
by Sheyenne River Extractions
Topicals / Cream
THC %
$35.00 / 3 oz
Recovery cream for the North Dakota farmer's fictional aching back. Wide-open...
by Prairie Relief Rubs
Topicals / Cream
THC %
$40.00 / 3 oz
Muscle relief cream from North Dakota's imaginary cannabis wellness prairie. ...
by Prairie Relief Rubs
Pre-rolled Joints / Pre-roll
THC %
$20.00 / 5-pack
White Widow pre-rolls winding through the Sheyenne Valley like the river itse...
by Sheyenne Valley Torch Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Pre-roll
THC %
$20.00 / 5-pack
Jack Herer joints lighting the way through the Sheyenne Valley toward imagina...
by Sheyenne Valley Torch Pre-Rolls
Concentrate / Shatter
THC %
$52.00 / 1g
Alien OG shatter from the Sheyenne's most out-of-this-world fictional extract...
by Sheyenne River Extractions