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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

North Dakota Fake Cannabis Finder

Imagining a future where cannabis is legal in North Dakota

Totally Fake Dispensaries in North Dakota

Roughrider Green Dispensary
420 Prairie Dream Blvd, Fargo, ND 58102
701-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
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Bismarck Capitol Dispensary
1 Statehouse Dream Ave, Bismarck, ND 58501
701-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Grand Forks Red River Dispensary
100 Red River Dream Ave, Grand Forks, ND 58201
701-555-0301
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
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Minot Magic City Dispensary
7 Magic Dream Way, Minot, ND 58701
701-555-0401
Daily 9am-10pm
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West Fargo Suburban Dispensary
55 Growth Dream Blvd, West Fargo, ND 58078
701-555-0501
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Mandan Missouri Crossing Dispensary
222 Lewis Clark Dream Rd, Mandan, ND 58554
701-555-0601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
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Dickinson Badlands Gateway Dispensary
80 Badlands Dream Lane, Dickinson, ND 58601
701-555-0701
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Jamestown Buffalo City Dispensary
33 Buffalo Dream Blvd, Jamestown, ND 58401
701-555-0801
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
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Wahpeton Valley Floor Dispensary
44 Red River Dream Blvd, Wahpeton, ND 58075
701-555-0901
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
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Fargo Downtown Dispensary
11 Broadway Dream Ave, Fargo, ND 58103
701-555-1001
Daily 9am-10pm
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Fargo South Side Dispensary
9 South Dream Blvd, Fargo, ND 58104
701-555-1101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
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Bismarck Northside Dispensary
12 North Dream Ave, Bismarck, ND 58503
701-555-1201
Daily 9am-10pm
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Grand Forks University Dispensary
66 University Dream Blvd, Grand Forks, ND 58202
701-555-1301
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Minot Minot Air Base Dispensary
77 Strategic Dream St, Minot, ND 58703
701-555-1401
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
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West Fargo Sheyenne Street Dispensary
88 Sheyenne Dream St, West Fargo, ND 58078
701-555-1501
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
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Mandan Fort Abraham Lincoln Dispensary
99 Lincoln Dream Blvd, Mandan, ND 58554
701-555-1601
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-6pm
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Dickinson Downtown Dispensary
25 Main Dream Blvd, Dickinson, ND 58601
701-555-1701
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
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Jamestown Stutsman County Dispensary
44 Stutsman Dream Blvd, Jamestown, ND 58401
701-555-1801
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
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Wahpeton Richland County Dispensary
55 Richland Dream Blvd, Wahpeton, ND 58075
701-555-1901
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
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Fargo West Acres Dispensary
33 West Acres Dream Rd, Fargo, ND 58103
701-555-2001
Daily 10am-9pm
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Imaginary Brands

Roughrider Cannabis Co
Flower
Ride hard, dream harder, legalize never
Badlands Herb Collective
Flower
Beautifully rugged, beautifully imaginary
Prairie Wind Farms
Flower
Wind-pollinated fiction from the Northern Plains
Flickertail Fields Cannabis
Flower
The Flickertail State grows fictional flower
Missouri Breaks Extracts
Concentrate
Where the Missouri bends, we extract the best fiction
Sheyenne River Extractions
Concentrate
Valley-grade terpenes from the Sheyenne corridor
Pembina Rosin Works
Concentrate
Cold-pressed at the top of the Plains
Turtle Mountain Extracts
Concentrate
Slow and steady wins the fictional extract
Fargo Red River Resin Co
Concentrate
Ya sure, you betcha we make imaginary resin
Bismarck Capitol Wax Co
Concentrate
State capital, state of imagination
Roughrider Rosin Press
Concentrate
Charging uphill with solventless fiction
Prairie Sweet Co
Edibles
Sweeter than a North Dakota summer
and 38 more imaginary brands...

Featured Fake Products

Roughrider Cannabis Blue Dream Flower
Roughrider Cannabis Blue Dream Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Roughrider Blue Dream — smooth, dreamy, and entirely unauthorized in North Da...
by Roughrider Cannabis Co
Badlands Herb OG Kush Plains Bud
Badlands Herb OG Kush Plains Bud
Flower / Indica
THC %
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from the Badlands formations — as rugged and spectacular as the Theod...
by Badlands Herb Collective
Prairie Wind Gorilla Glue Fields Bud
Prairie Wind Gorilla Glue Fields Bud
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gorilla Glue as sticky as the prairie clay after a North Dakota spring thaw. ...
by Prairie Wind Farms
Flickertail Fields Girl Scout Cookies
Flickertail Fields Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC from the wide-open Flickertail fields. The ground squirrel flicks its tai...
by Flickertail Fields Cannabis
Fargo Dome City Northern Lights
Fargo Dome City Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC %
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights from the Dome City — and North Dakota actually has some of th...
by Fargo Dome City Farms
Bismarck Capitol Granddaddy Purple
Bismarck Capitol Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC %
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple from the capital city — as stately as the Capitol dome and ...
by Bismarck Capitol Cannabis
Grand Forks Red River Zkittlez
Grand Forks Red River Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC %
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of imagination on the Red River. UND-adjacent Zkittlez for ...
by Grand Forks University Cannabis
Minot Magic City Wedding Cake
Minot Magic City Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake from the Magic City — magically fictional and magically potent i...
by Minot Magic City Blooms
West Fargo Suburban Mimosa
West Fargo Suburban Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa for the West Fargo brunch crowd — bright, citrusy, and fictional enoug...
by West Fargo Suburban Cannabis
Mandan Missouri Crossing Sour Diesel
Mandan Missouri Crossing Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC %
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel from the Missouri Crossing — fuel for the fictional cannabis drea...
by Mandan Missouri Crossing Cannabis
Dickinson Badlands Gelato
Dickinson Badlands Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth as Badlands clay after rain — Gelato from the gateway to Theodore Roos...
by Dickinson Badlands Border Flower
Jamestown Buffalo City MAC 1
Jamestown Buffalo City MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC %
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
MAC 1 from the home of the world's largest concrete buffalo. As massive and i...
by Jamestown Buffalo City Farms

Upcoming (Imaginary) Events

These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.

Roughrider Cannabis Launch Night
7:00 PM
Roughrider Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Roughrider Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Badlands Herb Collective Showcase
6:30 PM
Dickinson Badlands Gateway Dispensary
Hosted by: Badlands Herb Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
North Dakota Cannabis Advocates Meetup
5:00 PM
Bismarck Capitol Dispensary
Hosted by: Bismarck Capitol Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Missouri Breaks Concentrate Tasting
7:30 PM
Mandan Missouri Crossing Dispensary
Hosted by: Missouri Breaks Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Red River Cannabis Community Meetup
6:00 PM
Fargo Downtown Dispensary
Hosted by: Fargo Red River Resin Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Roughrider Pre-Roll Club Launch Event
7:00 PM
Roughrider Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Roughrider Pre-Roll Club
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Prairie Sweet Co Edibles Tasting
6:00 PM
Fargo South Side Dispensary
Hosted by: Prairie Sweet Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Prairie Wind Farms Flower Launch
7:00 PM
Jamestown Buffalo City Dispensary
Hosted by: Prairie Wind Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Pembina Rosin Works Solventless Tasting
5:30 PM
Grand Forks Red River Dispensary
Hosted by: Pembina Rosin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
Magic City Cannabis Meetup
6:30 PM
Minot Magic City Dispensary
Hosted by: Minot Magic City Blooms
Admission: Free (imaginary)

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in North Dakota:

Advocacy Organizations

NORML National
The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
Marijuana Policy Project National
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️